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Fine powerfull descriptions and definitions of Big 4 companies in Urban Dictionary.
Deloitte
"Deloitte" comes from the Greek denomination of "De" and "Loitte". "De" translates directly to "miserable", with "Loitte" translating to "pathetic human being." Formerly known as Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu, the name was shortened to just "Deloitte" after it was discovered that "Touche" was a 3rd grade version of the word ass, and Tohmatsu was too difficult to say.
Members of the Deloitte firm are easy to spot. During the months of January through March, in preparation for hibernation, Deloitters typically put on between 5 and 65 pounds. Additionally, staffers can be seen aging as if they drank from the wrong Holy Grail during this period. The only members of Deloitte who seem to stay a consistent age are the partners, mostly because they drink and bath in the youth and souls of staff members.
Ernst&Young
The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 120 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former Ernst & Young employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.
KPMG
The cruelest form of punishment known to mankind. Some states are considering the use of KPMG as an alternative to the lethal injection. KPMG offices are characterized by a complete and utter disregard one’s family, friends, and life in general. Rare mutations of KPMG offices have a thing called Jump-start your weekend whereby staff are encouraged to begin their weekends at 3 pm on Friday afternoons during the summer months.
KPMG is a miserable place where young virgin auditors get lured in by the might hook of deception. These poor young souls are lied to by partners, managers and recruiters, all in the effort to make an impressive “catch” for the season. Empty promises of work/life balance and competitive raises run rampant in this firm. Once reeled in, these young auditors are subjected to the most violent anal ravishing ever. This extreme thrusting only intensifies as staff reach the senior level.
PricewaterhouseCoopers
An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).
PwC stands for:
People Working Cheap
Pretty Worthless Company
Pussy Whipping Cocksuckers
Poor Working Class
Perpetually Wasted College-grads
Pretty Warped Company
Pay Workers Cheaply
Partners Without Class
Penniless Workaholics Complaining
People Working Constantly
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